Give me your keys Torii

The leader of the outlandish celebration was of course, Torii Hunter. With champagne bottles bursting throughout the Angels dugout Hunter put on goggles and pretended to be Michael Phelps. Yeah, that’s right you heard me, he pretended to be Michael Phelps. He then created a dance called “the fish” that he dedicated to Michael Phelps. He then had this to say…

People would think this gets old — but it never does, I’ve been in some celebrations in Minnesota, and this one ranks right up there with any of them.We’ve got a 17-game lead or whatever, why celebrate like this? Because we’ve worked hard for it. Everybody’s swimming, dancing, going crazy. And it’s lasting a long time. These guys are awesome. They don’t want to go home.

Torii Hunter on Celebrating the Angels AL West Title

How about not celebrating like an idiot though. Doesn’t he realize that there are kids watching this fool swim through puddles of alcohol and beer cans? Have a little respect man.

MLB: Last Call!!

I think it’s time for the MLB to step in on this matter. How about using non-alcoholic beverages and showing that you are in fact role models and you do have people looking up to you. Listen, afterwards they can party and drink all they want, I don’t care, but when you’re being seen by millions of people and more importantly, kids at least pretend like you have some responsibility.

So, MLB please make the politically correct move and do something about this. If you’re not going to make them celebrate with only non-alcoholic beverages at least make a statement addressing the situation and the league’s views on alcoholic consumption in excess.

According to the New York Times, the federal government will look to question 104 MLB players who tested positive for steroids in 2003. Finally the government is doing something more than just naming names like what happened with the Mitchell Report. I guess they finally realized that they all used them illegally and there may be more than one law broken in using them.

The feds got the test results from a BALCO investigation in which they seized several reports of players using performance enhancing drugs. Now, all those names mentioned in the Mitchell Report who said, “oh George Mitchell didn’t do the investigation properly” or “I never used performance enhancing drugs, he has no proof, just speculations,” will finally have own up to their use.

They will also have to own up to destroying the game that you and I love. Sure a bunch of juiced up fools crushing a ball 400 feet is entertaining, but the integrity of the game was ruined during the 90’s thanks to idiots like Bonds, McGwire, and Canseco. These subpoenas will now force players to tell the truth and reveal what they did to America’s game.

The government will ask these steroid abusers where they got their stuff from and we will find out just how much MLB players will go through to get big and make a couple bucks. The 104 names will be asked to give testimony to either federal agents or grand juries in order to find their suppliers and help clean up sports as a whole. If these players had any brains they would tell the truth. Just look at Bonds, Tim Montgomery, and Marion Jones.

So far the only way these players who have been caught for steroid use have gotten in major trouble is when they lie about it and Bonds with the news he received this week(Indicted on 14 charges) is the biggest juice filled example of that. Just tell the truth so that we can clean the game up, realize your a fraud, and move on from this steroid era.

So in a way this is for Carl. It’s hard to believe but it all begins again tomorrow, Tuesday March 25. And if you haven’t yet figured out why humans invented TIVO you have only to contemplate Opening Day 2008.

This season begins in Japan and if you want to watch Daisuke Matsuzaka of the Red Sox go up against the Oakland A’s Joe Blanton you either have to be watching TV at 6:05 EST or make sure you’ve programmed the digital video recorder.

Daisuke Matsuzaka – Photo: Toru Hanai/Reuters

Probably Carl’s Dad or Mom or older brother or sister or uncle never took him to the stadium when he was a boy. There is nothing like the electricity in a major league ballpark. The colors are alive and sparkling: there is nothing quite like the green of the field.

There is a strange multiplying factor of being amongst many many thousands of fans – energy and enthusiasm that builds and builds. Some fans insist on standing in unison in a wave – but there is always an almost invisible fan at work during an exciting baseball game.

You feel it every time there’s a great play at second base; when an outfielder magically outruns a baseball and leaps impossibly high to snag it before it cleans the fence; when a closer blows a fastball past a slugger.

Well I doubt Carl will be watching when the season begins before the dawn, but maybe you will.

Dice-K , having helped the Red Sox to the World Series, returns home to the country where he is a national icon; Joe Blanton, often overshadowed in the past by Barry Zito and Dan Haren, gets his chance to start the new season. As always in sports, there is the human story that affects the boxscore – and that is often as interesting as the number of hits, runs, errors and who wins or loses.

Joe Blanton – Junko Kimura/Getty

Dice-K will once again be pitching at Tokyo Dome, the scene of the first start of his career in Japan with the Seibu Lions. The Nippon Ham Fighters, who, drew about 15,000 for a weekday night found themselves facing Dice-K before 44,000.

And while Dice-K struggled his first year with the Red Sox, teammates like David Ortiz are looking forward to this season: “”I know — and everybody knows — that he can get it done better taking advantage of the experience he has right now and I’m pretty sure he’s going to have a great season, even better than last year, which was an outstanding season.”

A’s manager Dave Geren had this to say about Blanton: “Starting on Opening Day is an honor, and Joe deserves it. He’s been a rock in our rotation for a long time, and this is kind of a reward for that.”

Johan Santana – AP

If 6:05 AM is a stretch for you, here’s a short sample of some of the other opening day games:
In the AL, New York Yankees open Mar 31st against Toronto at 1:05 p.m. ET at the Staidum. The White Sox go against the Indians in Cleveland a little later at 3:05 p.m ET. The Angels are plaing in Minnesota, with a starting time of 7:05 p.m. ET. As for the NL, if you love the Cubbies, they host Milwaukee at 2:20 p.m. ET. The Mets are starting their newly acquired ace Johan Santana at Florida at 4:10 ET. And continuing one of the greatest rivalries in baseball, the Dodgers challenge the Giants at 4:10 p.m. ET.

Carl – you don’t know what you’re missing.

Happy rooting. Play ball.